my home and native land [December 31st] [ mood | giddy ] [ music | Anberlin - The Feel Good Drag ] A spur of the moment trip to Niagara (or as my Marj called it "Nigger-agara")came out of no where. Just sitting around drinking in my living room someone mentioned that we should go to Niagara sometime soon. That turned into why not tomorrow? And Marj, the little travel agent she is, was online in a flash getting prices for hotel rooms. We got a friggin nice ass room for so cheap at the Courtyard Marriot. Witkop was being a bitch as usual saying it was gonna be shithole, and bam we rubbed that shit in so nicely. After checking in Marj, Adam, Geoff and I started drinking in the hotel bar which was sweet cuz the drinks cost more than our room itself. Witkop apparently was a dick to a british guy which didnt surprise me in the least. We walked to the casino from our hotel and hit the slot machines. I wasted my moms 15 bucks she told me to play and Marj put 20 bucks into the machine and began her first gambling experience. She was in a bad way and was getting down to her last few credits, when it hit the fan. I saw the number keeping rising and rising. I was like "Marj? Marj? Holy crap Marj!" Three triple diamonds hit equalling a $107 payout. I was so stoked for her, freakin ate that shit up. After we got a hot tip from a parking lot attendant about a cheap bar called "Glens's". We hopped in a cab and we were off. I sat shotgun which kinda sucked cuz this arab was all next to me saying things that sounded like the gibberish the terrorists say in Team America. We get there and its my kind of bar. Peanut shells on the ground, a guy playing sweet shit on his guitar and alcohol. No flashing lights, blaring shitty rap music, and no 16 year old bar skanks. Marj kept getting pissed at this emo horse faced douchebag sitting across the bar. Which was completely justified this kid was a fuckin queer son of a bitch. After pitcher after pitcher and watching Marj fall in love with jack n cokes we were off. Marj's wore the opposite of walking shoes so I being a gentlemen, gave her my socks to ease her sore feet. And we began the hike to Tequilla N Tacos. It was so fuckin cold and it was such a long ass walk. Marj was a trooper about it too, we tried hailing cabs but nope. Some lil spic piece of shit crossed the street towards Marj and I. I was thinking to myself: "Ok so this is how its gonan be to get mugged." He approaches us and asks us if we were down to party. And i was like nah were headed to the hotel man. Oh so you dont need anything to party do ya? and walked away. SO FUCKIN SEXY SKETCHY SCARY. I mean i was a man and wasn't afraid at all. We finally got to the shitty mexican bar and the shit was closed. Luckily Wacky wings was right next door. And we got re-bombed in this place and got decent wing action. Around 2 am it was time for last call. The bartender came over and asked us if we wanted anything for last call. Now we already all had Jack and Cokes and a 3/4 full pitcher on the table. And Adam yells "A round of Jack and Cokes!" I was so about it, i bought the entire round for everyone. I ended up finishing the pitcher and geoffs beer. We stumbled back to the hotel and got settled. Witkop mooned us and then him and geoff passed out. Me and Marj, being the night owls that we are, we up a bit longer being mischievous. Marj filled a glass with hot water and poured it all over geoff's feet. WE WERE CRYING. Then she couldnt leave adam alone and repeated it on him. He just moaned and rolled over. Later in the night Adam woke up and yelled at Geoff for the bed being soaked. Marj had to literally cover my mouth. i was dying. oh my god i loved it, that girl is somethin else. All and all an amazing night i hope to repeat. 4 +

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